Mini Squishable Triceratops
PRE-ORDER! Due in: Spring 2015
You know what rhinos, narwhals, and goats all lack? They just don't have enough horns! Sure they're able to survive in this day and age, but with their very apparent horn deficiency there's no way they would have made it in the Cretaceous period! That's because more horns mean more places to store all your hole-y baked goods! Like donuts! And bagels! And bundt cakes! And Swiss cheese, if you're in a savory mood!
The Triceratops is nothing but horns! "Tri": Latin for "three", and "Ceratops": Indo-European for long pointy donut holder! More horns means more food! That's why the Triceratops is alive and well today!
7 squishy inches of historical inaccuracies, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
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