The graph of "scary vs. size" is definitely a bell curve.
A medium-sized T-Rex is adorable—the perfect volume
to cuddle while watching Doctor Who reruns.
But shrink it up or down and it's time
for the "impending doom" soundtrack! A giant
T-Rex? Scary! A tiny T-Rex? Just as scary! After all,
who knows
where that little guy might be.
Burrowed under your pillow?
Nestled in your bathroom sink? Snuggled down in your cornflakes?
If our standard
Squishable T-Rex is too tame for you, allow us to
suggest his much scarier, younger cousin!
Incidentally, he was designed in conjunction with Ryan North of
Dinosaur Comics! Read his comic! It's good!
7 squishy inches of rawr, poly fiber, ages 3 and up!
