Mini Squishable Fire Dragon
Job application for Goblin Savings and Loan (Please fill in all fields)
Position Applied For:
1) Treasure Hoard Manager, 2) Assistant Furnace, 3) Barista
Bachelors of Science Fiction/Fantasy at Misty Mountain University.
References: Squishable Fire Dragon
(sibling), Transportation Manager at World Domination Inc. (previous employers)
Reason for leaving last job:
Was deemed “too small” to properly carry the Evil Sorceress o'er the land.
Why are you a good fit for this company?
I will streamline your large cavernous vaults of gold coins, rubies, and other plundered treasures! As a detail-oriented hoarder I will roast any and all ruffians to a crisp! I can also make a world-class cappuccino.
7 squishy inches of freelancing fearsome legendary beast, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!