We here at Squishable have released a whole bunch of Hermit Crabs! Not literally, of course, but created them in Squishy form for everyone's enjoyment. However, we have arrived at a problem!
We are totally out of funny things to say about Hermit Crabs! Don't get me wrong, they are super cute, funny little critters! But how many times can we talk about how they live in their adorable little shells? How many real estate jokes can we make up? This is an extraordinary crustacean, and we're super ultra excited about it, but we have reached the limits of our thesaurus.
So here it is, are you ready? Squishable 15-inch Hermit Crab. It's very cute. And this one is big now. JAZZ HANDS!
15 squishy inches of big crab! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
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