PRE-ORDER! Due in: Spring 2015
Talk about having an undeserved reputation! The Kraken is no scary sea monster: he's just a cephalopod in need of a snuggle! Sure, he drags sailors into the watery depths, ne'er to return. But that's only because the ocean is a vast and lonely place! When the Kraken finally finds a ship full of cuddly mariners, he gets, well...over-zealous! Hey, if you hadn't run into any humans for thousands of nautical miles, you might hug a little too hard, too!
So next time you and your crew find yourselves breached by redwood-sized tentacles and a fearsome beak, keep your cool! Sure, this colossal cryptid will crack your masts and pierce your hull, but that's just Kraken for "I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU!"
7 squishy inches of reputation regained, Polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
This pre-order gets free shipping! Indeed! And your card will not be charged until the order is ready to ship! To keep everything safe and secure we use the awesome folks over at WePay. You'll be taken to WePay to complete your pre-order! Woo!