Limited Mini Squishable Kraken II
Do not beta test the Kraken! All are forbidden from sending Krakens to early adopters, or giving them out during trendy music festivals - the Kraken knows not of puny "influencers" and "thought leaders"! Just release the Kraken, gosh darn it!
Yes, this abominable, imaginary cephalopod is ready to go, right out of the box - by which I mean the frigid depths of the North Atlantic! Who needs testing when you have Viking ships to snack on?! Not on a Viking ship? Perfect! Your Kraken is ready for cuddles. He will never ask you to stop what you're doing to install an upgrade!
The Kraken II is a Limited Edition design with hand-numbered tags from 1 to 1,000. Once they're gone...they're gone!
7 squishy inches of two point oh point yikes! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
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