Has this ever happened to you? You're sitting in a park, minding your own business, when a man in a snappy suit comes up to you and says, "Pardon me, but is that an adorable, tiny little Octopus attached to your backpack?""Why yes," you say. "It is my tiny tentacled little friend! It is indeed adorable and always keeps a smile on its face! Because it's stitched there!"Then, the dude in the suit gives your Micro Squishable Octopus a squeeze, hands you a suitcase full of cash and offers you a part in a live-action remake of Powerpuff Girls.You're welcome!