Not too long ago, the committee of cute extraterrestrial beings held an emergency meeting to discuss
the alarming increase of UFO sightings on planet Earth! Why, they were becoming downright commonplace!
Understandably so - if we encountered a cute UFO, we’d tell the world too. There was only one solution
to preserve the all-important aura of intrigue and mystery so imperative to keeping UFO sightings
fashionably rare. Make the UFO smaller! Micro UFOs might be a little trickier to catch a glimpse of,
but they’re still amongst us!
3 squishy inches of tiny mystery! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!
Free Shipping on Three or More Micros!
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