Micro Comfort Food Grilled Cheese
Triangles! While one of the most basic shapes of geometry, they're hardly simple! From the Euclidian excellence of the Equilateral to the irrational Isosceles, triangles can contain almost infinite variations. But what if we told you we'd found the ultimate form of the triangle, one that would demand an entirely new chapter in your high-school geometry book to explain?
Behold! The Micro Grilled Cheese! A perfect pint-sized provender of Pythagorean provolone! A mighty micro muenster melt! Additional accentuating alliterative adjectives!
3 squishy inches of cheesy triangle. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
Plastic keychain clip attached.
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